“Learn how to speak Whale clearly and fluently from the world’s foremost expert on the whale language, Ellen DeGeneres.”
why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries
tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010
excuse me, this post is actually teaching us how to successfully evade the law after murdering someone.
we don’t need to be taught how to murder people.
Supernatural taught me how to do that really successfully.
“Learn how to speak Whale clearly and fluently from the world’s foremost expert on the whale language, Ellen DeGeneres.”
Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Finds Missing Dog Mid-Interview
Literally crying right now…
“Acting has always been a part of my life and I can’t imagine myself doing anything else. Making films is my passion.”
Ed Sheeran perform Lego House on BBMAs 2013
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Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world
Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
But it would be a bloody brilliant week
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
This is pretty much me in the shower
when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR
And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS
This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.
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The day the angels fell.
asked by anon.
this is the best post ever okay
oh shit this is brilliant
IF YOU HAVE NOT EXPERIENCED AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN FROM HARRY POTTER YOU HAVE NOT LIVED
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